Ethel Said:

Just the facts......?

We Answered:

I'm not really sure what your point is. Oh no! She used earmarks to get money to help improve her town, which is exactly what earmarks are for! Holy crap! She supported the bridge to nowhere, but then withdrew her support BECAUSE HER PEOPLE DIDN'T AGREE. You mean she actually did what the people wanted? That's terrible! That's the last thing we need in our government.

She put a bounty on wolves to help enhance the lifestyle of people in her state? That's insane. What is she thinking, trying to appeal to her people?

And what's with this polar bear scandal? You mean she actually wants us to drill at home and become less dependent on foreign oil? Wow, unbelievable! Polar bears are obviously more important than people.