Erica Said:

How do I find out primary election results if I do not live in the city I am looking for?

We Answered:

Have you tried googling kalkaska board of elections?

Louise Said:

Where's the best site to find presidential primary election results?

We Answered:

CNN Politics

http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/

Lillie Said:

Who wants to host the R&S presidential election? Primary results Just in...?

We Answered:

Oh, my Serafim. Young Jack wrote me a letter telling me to lay off, that you belong to him. I responded thusly:

"Why, of course he is Jack. Of course. *Rubs Jack's arm* We ALL want you, love. Yes. Of course we do. *Vomits a bit in own mouth*. Hey, it's alright. It isn't so bad. LOTS of young men live in their mother's basement. That doesn't make YOU any less lovable. Now hush, sweetheart, and make me some chicken pot pie. There, there."

Poor old Jack. He's got a bit of that 'Norman Bates' aspect, doesn't he? I recently overheard him gloating about how you gave him best answer to a question because he was the hottest thing ever to grace R&S. Isn't that cute?

Now, if you'd prefer to join my campaign I welcome you with open arms, every kind of cookie you love, warm chocolate cheesecake (I'm a baker, baby, that's what I do) and the title of "Lowly Servant" - remember, MOST people are immediately taken in as pariahs or slaves so you're getting a heck of a good deal here. If you advertise my campaign well I may even make you Campaign Co-Manager (with Kallan) someday.

*Leaps into Serafim's lap and settles in comfortably*

Whaddya say, lover?

EDIT: Jack, check your messages. I'm joking with you... you wrote me teasingly to lay off Serafim and I responded to you just as teasingly. Insulting me here and sending my friends letters detailing how much of a jerk you think I am is NOT the way to go about it. I've already apologized, I never meant to hurt you. It was harmless, Jack. Please don't stoop so low. Everyone knows this whole thing was a joke.

And no, Serafim, he didn't really gloat. Somehow this has all gotten out of hand.

Curtis Said:

Where can I find Polk County Nebraska primary election results for 2006?

We Answered:

County courthouse.

Herbert Said:

Can superdelegates overturn the primary election results?

We Answered:

Yes, they can technically overturn the results. I went through training on the entire caucus process from the neighborhoods to the national level. But it would be unwise politically for ta super delegate who is in an elected position to overturn the results of their states.

June Said:

I am trying to find primary election election results for Garfield hts.,ohio..?

We Answered:

Go to your County's web site and look for the registrar of voters

Kurt Said:

what do you think about the louisana primary election results?

We Answered:

There are a lot of Christians there. They voted for Huckabee. Obama won Louisiana because Hillary was over confident and didn't try hard enough. Oh, and did I mention the black popultion their.