Miguel Said:

Why does my car get keyed for having a pro-conservative bumper sticker on it?

We Answered:

That's what liberals are all about. They cannot promote their out dated views and political agenda on a civil and logical level so they resort to child-like temper tantrums and name calling (in your case, vandalism). It's so bad that liberals cannot even pass their socialist legisation through voting so they use the court system (dominated by lawyers and liberal judges) to push them through the legal system as new laws. God, I wish they would all move to Canada or France and leave the conservatives here to run the country.

Steve Said:

What do you think of this conservative bumper sticker I designed?

We Answered:

I like it, the problem is that the answer is, keep blaming Bush.

Ricardo Said:

How big should my "Jesus was a conservative" bumper sticker be on the back of my Chevy truck?

We Answered:

Well, you want it to be big, but not so big that you can't see the giant American flag you have obstructing the entire back window so your rearview mirror is disabled, and not so big so that it interferes with your truck balls.

Andre Said:

Why are there so many conservative T Party bumper stickers at Walmart where everything is made in commie China?

We Answered:

Great question. Wal*Mart is our national shame.

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Victoria Said:

Who is more likely to vandalize a car with opposing view bumper stickers?

We Answered:

A conservative might put a conservative sticker over a liberal one but would never vandalize their property. The libtards on the other hand will key your paint job, piss and spit and baseball bat the windshield in. I have seen all of this in Eugene Oregon. Libtards have no respect for peoples property rights so how can we expect anything differently from them?

Walter Said:

do you support vandalizing cars that have conservative bumper stickers?

We Answered:

No and if some one tried to remove my bumper stickers they are in for a very unpleasant surprise

Catherine Said:

Why do liberals feel the need to "show me who's boss" with all their anti-conservative bumper stickers?

We Answered:

Interestingly enough, I recently read about a study done that shows that people with bumper stickers all over their cars tend to have much more/worse road-rage than those without them, and that the severity of the road rage is equal to the NUMBER of the stickers, not the message.

The study shows that someone with 3 "Save the whales" stickers are more likely to have road rage than someone with 1 "Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle" sticker.

The theory goes that people that put stickers all over their cars are "marking" their cars much the same way that animals and birds mark their territory. They then feel themselves to have more "right" to the road, being an extension of their car.

This being said, it's understandable that liberals would have more stickers than conservatives. Conservatives are interested in educating themselves, learning about the problems, and finding solutions. I often say "An educated liberal is called a conservative."

Liberals on the other hand refuse to educate themselves. They are unaware as to what's really happening worldwide, vote on their politicians based on looks, race, or popularity, and will be the first to find an excuse not to work so they can have a protest somewhere, even if they don't know what they're protesting.

Interestingly, all of these liberal traits reflect the lower developed creatures that we all come from. Similar choice to remain ignorant, while screaming about anything they don't understand can be seen among many primate species, such as gorillas, chimps, and the howler monkeys. Even these creatures will gather in seeming "protest" groups carrying sticks and making loud noises. Other gorillas that have been educated (such as Koko) can be seen to instead remain calm, quiet, read, and have intelligent conversation.

All of this being said brings us back to the bumper stickers. Ignorance is not bliss. Ignorance begets anger. Anger and road rage go hand-in-hand. Road rage studies have shown ragers to have a preponderance towards the use of bumper stickers, thus the final, and obvious conclusion is that liberals would be more apt to use large numbers of bumper stickers.


Edit:

"Tune up and down the AM dial, and there is nothing but right wing bullying and hate speech on the air waves."

I find it interesting that Liberals are so upset about people speaking about the facts that they have to label it "Hate Speech" and "Bullying" yet conservatives have yet to complain about the liberals owning the FM band, Television, Hollywood, newspapers, etc. etc. etc. and spouting their *extreme* "Conservative Hate" every day. God forbid a conservative find an outlet to speak from, such as the AM Radio.