Gertrude Said:

Any Jokes About Conservatives or Liberals?

We Answered:

Dear DesiredConsole:

Q: What is it that a liberal hates the MOST, but wants to give up the LEAST?
A: His American citizenship.

Flash Kellam

Barry Said:

How many of my fellow conservatives on here also started listening to Beck and Limbaugh?

We Answered:

I watch Glenn Beck daily, a great American conservative, unfortunately I don't listen to Limbaugh that much.

The liberals will have a rude awakening come 2010 and in 2012, the poll numbers they cling to are on the daily downhill slide

Martha Said:

Where will the conservatives move when Obama wins?

We Answered:

The rest of the world pretty much hates Republicans - wonder why? There's a good article on slate with some speculation.

Tracy Said:

If I made jokes about conservatives instead of liberals, would I have had my profile deleted?

We Answered:

Not if you also changed your name.

You can't do it. Try it.

Holly, we've been telling him this. I think he is giving Y the old flip-off.

Ian Said:

Conservative-liberal bar "joke" .....what do you think?

We Answered:

This would make more sense -

A conservative and a liberal walk into a bar. The conservative spends his own money on buying one drink for himself. Then, the liberal doesn't think he is being kind enough, so he orders drinks for himself and the rest of the drunks at the bar who rarely buy their own drinks and usually just take the beers that their food stamp money buys. This way, the drunks can stay in the bar doing nothing all their lives, being blindly handed beer by the bartender so they can get even more drunk and do even less for society.

The punch line is

When the bartender asks the liberal for payment, he ordered the drinks in the first place, the liberal says-
"I'll use the government plan"
The bartender replies "What's this new government plan?"
The liberal replies - "Just charge the tab to the conservative's grand kids."

Vanessa Said:

Are Liberals & Conservatives making jokes of ourselves when we fight while a couple people stage our battles?

We Answered:

I support a moderate form of libertarianism. People should have a choice about things. I favour a minimum wage but agree with free trade and tax cuts. I don't support the taxation of income trusts and would eliminate red tape for small and independent business. I am very capitalist but believe hard work should be rewarded and there must be guidelines on labour standards. Let people purchase private health care if desired but don't abandon a public system, however, more money into it is not the answer. We need to supplement the system with private clinics and private delivery of health care to reduce waiting lists. Actually, maybe I take that back. Somehow I fear 'Ralph Klein' style health care.

Say no to corporate welfare and high property taxes. Say no to duplication of services and union-oriented agendas. Say no to a lax civil service that provides services better taken care of by the private sector. Require a balanced budget and insist that money be spent on essential programs like subsidized housing, shelters for the homeless, public education, roads and health care. Say no to welfare maintenance for years on end and get corporations to take care of daycare for anyone who earns above the poverty line. I do favour a subsidy and tax benefits for families below the poverty line. It is better to move single mothers into the workforce and support them with public housing and daycare then leave them on welfare for years. The only exceptions should be women with disabilities with kids, under nineteen, women with disabled children, and ones in a rehab facility or with severe health problems.

Also, Yahoo! should spend less time censoring speech in general and spend more time ing down on public statements of against gays, ethnic minorities, women and Jews.