Laurie Said:

Should immigrants join the tea party in droves to fight taxation without representation?

We Answered:

I appreciate any logic that shows the Tea Party to be idiots. So yes, this makes sense to me.

Alan Said:

If I join the Tea Party do I have to admit guilt from the former or current president?

We Answered:

I don't think we need to "admit guilt" for what another does. Perhaps we should admit we made mistakes on who we voted for. But I don;t think that is the same thing as guilt.

I think one of the reasons the Tea Party is so big is because people were already pretty fed up with Bush. The independents and Libertarians were speaking out but the Republicans were mostly biting their tongues. Now they are witnessing another great big spender building an even larger government on top of the mess Bush built.

So we are speaking out!

And I have seen several signs at the Tea Party that make reference to Bush's big spending, or otherwise express the fact that they were nto happy with Bush.

Kent Said:

Should th NAACP and the Tea Party join forces to fight higher taxes?

We Answered:

The NAACP wants high taxes. They are aware that blacks pay less taxes than any other group and get more benefits, therfore they don't mind higher taxes. Most Tea Party members are middle class working people that suffer more from higher taxes than any other group of Americans and watch their dollars wasted on programs for the lazy and useless. The NAACP is under constant investigation for fraud as its leaders are theives and the organization has proven to be incapable of serving any real purpose other than promoting racial tension.

As far as solving voter fraud, the NAACP could help by discouraging dishonesty at polls, discouraging Panthers from harrassing voters, renouncing dispicable groups that are part of ACORN, and educating voters instead of paying them to vote for their black candidate.

Lillian Said:

If I join a Tea Party assassin “sleeper cell” do I get to sleep with Sarah Palin?

We Answered:

Thanks for filling out the proper forms. We now have you registered biggest dumb arss party. The party is very large, so I hope you are friendly with KKK members, socialist, communist, Marxist, and fascist. Make sure you are free for Wed night pot luck. The guest speaker is Rev Wright he is going to be nuts because the KKK members don't care for him much, although they agree on almost everything except which color is the best. Sorry you missed last weeks speaker William Ayers, it was a great meeting, he has great insight into Obama as the ghost author of Dream of My Father, many of our members grabbed their copy from under their pillow to get a signature from William.

Tracy Said:

If I join the tea party will I feel like I am into something new where I don`t have to admit guilt?

We Answered:

leave your critical faculties at the door when you sign up!