Angel Said:

Do I have to worry about tea bag party people getting rid of me?

We Answered:

Well you are old enough to pretend you are IN the tea party, and that's probably the best place for you to hide in plain site. Anything you can do to reduce your relative youthfulness will help. Do you have a muffin top (fish underbelly white preferred)? Can you do anything to redden your neck? Do all of that and try to look as "town hall face" as possible. Yell "Loud Noises!" a lot. Say"damn communists" over and over when in public. Do NOT use words like "motif" or "malaise" as the tea partiers in your midst will scratch their heads for a second but then you will be "made".

Bonnie Said:

When Bush Borrowed Money From China and Social Security? Where was the Tea Bag Party at?

We Answered:

Worshiping him for sounding tough on terrorism.

Shawn Said:

In the next election cycle will the Republicans split with the Tea bag party and make two parties?

We Answered:

I hope so. That would be so cool. The dems would rule and take total control. Finally things could get done!

Greg Said:

If the tea party people united to form the "Tea Bag Party", how many of you here on YA would join them?

We Answered:

If I was anything except Independent it would not be the tea baggers.*

Russell Said:

Do you think Thomas Jefferson would look down on the Tea Bag Party?

We Answered:

Old Tom was a coffee drinker from the time that his buddies threw Tea into Boston Harbor where it belongs. ;-))