Jeanne Said:

Is the Tea Party a Manifestation of the Short Attention Span Syndrome?

We Answered:

It's the cumulative effect.

Joy Said:

Why don't Tea Partiers believe in personal responsibility?

We Answered:

TeaBaggers are self motivated and self interested. One of their core beliefs is 'more for me and fvck everyone else', that's why Sarah palin was annointed queen of the teabaggers.

Clarence Said:

How do we keep immoral people from coming to our door on Halloween?!?

We Answered:

I can tell that you are sinful yourself and probably look pretty gay, so start by taking down your Halloween decorations and not eating any of your own candy.

Connie Said:

Tea-Party people, why are you against labor unions?

We Answered:

I am against unions for several reasons. They are:

1) they use dues money collected every week for political purposes instead of investing this money into their pension funds

2) they over protect workers who need to be fired. How many workers have sat around collecting full pay and never worked a day for that money?

3) they tend to be paid more than they are worth. For example, non-union Toyota pays someone $28 and GM paid the same employee doing the same job $70 an hour. Ever wonder why GM was bankrupt and needed a bailout?

I can keep going on about this, but you get the picture.

Beverly Said:

Is this a real plan?????????

We Answered:

Its a pledge I'll demand from anyone who wants my vote in November. No exceptions and no latter-day progressive converts, either...lol