Clifford Said:

Would Captain America join the Tea Party ?

We Answered:

Seriously doubt it. Captain America grew up during the Depression, remember, and saw first hand the power of a government to do good and the power of the Big Lie. He seemed to be mostly a civil libertarian concerned with the rights of the people - all people. Most of all, Cap saw himself as a solider first. So he would remain aloof from political movements as a matter of personal policy.

Kristina Said:

Are these the only three requirements to join the Tea Party Movement?

We Answered:

I suspect the rest of the requirements are:

(4. Must be illiterate, or nearly so, and especially, must have NO higher education, albeit it's much better to not even have finished grade school (see the "three stooges");

(5. Extra points for never having done any kind of REAL job or service, military OR civilian...again,
see the "three stooges";

(6. Preferable to be old, but senility and closed minds are an absolute requirement, without exception!

(7. Absolutely NO idea content or creativity is ALLOWED, ever, under any circumstances;

(8. When one hears truth or constructive speech, one must learn to shout "LIAR! LIAR!", and the more correct the information presented is, the LOUDER that must be!

(9. Neo-Nazi, fascist, Nazi, KKK, John Birch Society or other ultra right-wing reactionary affiliations--not necessarily membership--or good words for the "great luminaries" of the crackpot movements associated with those organizations are ABSOLUTELY required.

Special footnote: Any minorities or "persons of color" MUST have hard membership affiliations with marginal ultra-right wing, reactionary religious "churches" that make a lot of money and advocate continuing denominational warfare.

Pauline Said:

If I join the Tea Party do I have to admit guilt form Bush and Obama, and will I think I am into something new?

We Answered:

just vote incumbents out when it counts and you will do fine

Everett Said:

If I join the Tea Party do I have to admit guilt from the former president or the current?

We Answered:

It looks like you answered your own question.

Duane Said:

After I abandon free thought and rationality, what do I need to do next to join the Tea Party rallies?

We Answered:

Why don't you just tell me what is irrational and lacking in free thought about supporting the Tea Party movement, because it seems to me as if you are the one lacking in free thought and rationality, being that you're just repeating the same garbage as every other hater of dissenting speech against the administration.